Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

POLL: Since there’s a clear winner here already, what day should my holiday party be?

Found this behind my trash

POLL: If I host a holiday party, which weekend should it be?

when I die please don’t post screenshots of our dms
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RT @AndrewYang
RIP Bob Saget 🙏
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1480343012471414784

Man, I was sure the Olsen twins would be the first Full House actors to die. What ever happened to predictability indeed?

The government deciding the correct price of goods has a name. It’s called communism.

Car prices are too low. The correct price of a car is $∞.

3) #BanCars
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RT @TheStalwart
Very interesting section from Biden's speech.

At ~35 second mark, he notes that car prices are too high and that there's two solutions:

1) Invest more, to bring more capacity to the sector

2) Make everyone poorer so demand goes down.
https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1479528615389847557

I bet Marx was really proud of this one

Under communism you will not have to leave the hot tub every ten minutes to turn the jets back on

Reading Marx in the hot tub. This is the only acceptable way to read Marx.

Gotta make sure the pressure cooker industry stays afloat
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RT @GlennKesslerWP
It turns out Tom Cotton predicted correctly -- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston bomber, did get a stimulus check. So we've adjusted the Pinocchio rating on this 2021 fact check. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/09/murderers-undocumented-immigrants-hyped-claims-about-whos-getting-stimulus-checks/?tid=ss_tw
https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1479234127891214349

Build Back Bobble

I am going to buy this
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RT @greenfieldjohn
🚨Early warning: A bobblehead of USDOT Secretary Pete Buttigieg will be released tomorrow on National Bobblehead Day (apparently that's a thing.)

(Snarky replies from anti-neoliberal folks in 3... 2... 1...)
https://twitter.com/greenfieldjohn/status/1479178428356116481

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Consuming Marx and seed oils to trigger my followers

MDW ✈️ AUS