'...So the correct answer to the question "What religion do you believe in?" might, in my case, be "none". For... your data analysis, please feel free to code this answer as either "Jewish", "Mixed/other", or blank, depending on what you actually meant by the question'
Thelemite
Satanist
Simulationist
Traditional Chinese
Christian (Mennonite)
Jedi
Druidic
Conditional dystheist (the Abrahamic god, if he exists, is the enemy)
Osho
Stoic
Zen
Frequently crippled by utter terror in the face of oblivion
Equestrian
Baha'i