Seriously though, seems like if Onanism were more highly regarded, that would be a good thing for society.
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RT @eigenrobot
masturbation fell dramatically in sociable acceptability when "onanism" fell out of the popular lexicon

just compare these two and see which is higher status

"Oh, I'm an onanist" vs "I jerk off a lot"
https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1388425950715473923