🇳🇿toast with butter @iamnoah@schelling.pt
Ah no
Jury duty is absolutely insane. Mandate that it is fully paid leave, or government pays you in full. Expecting people to just suck up weeks or months of lost wages is criminal.
---
RT @wyatt_privilege
missed this. no idea if she stayed on but what the fuck lol
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1439943948479475718
That we fucking invented, engineered and built watches before ubiquitous computing is completely insane. Explain to me how a world where you can get something like this for less than $1000 comes to be and I will show you a miracle.
---
RT @AdilNajam
Magicians do exist.
https://twitter.com/AdilNajam/status/1406464401868218374
Political compass
---
RT @smolfeelshaver
😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👌👌👌👌
https://twitter.com/smolfeelshaver/status/1408652260549152769
It’s a good essay “You will wrap your mediocre malice in the false gauziness of ideological purity” https://www.chimamanda.com/
---
RT @AliceFromQueens
“We’re having the wrong conversation” is what you say when you’re losing.
https://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1405875862780760064
This is literally just “scientists” refusing to acknowledge that marketing exists
---
RT @trizzlor
@justwant2grill From a social science experiment trying to increase vaccine uptake in schools:
https://twitter.com/trizzlor/status/1399365786007920640
“pest rat” ... “post rat”
...
...
---
RT @WeftOfSoul
Hunting pest rats to kill them, hunting rabbits for meat, hunting foxes for furs and hunting unicorns for magic parts are very different games for very different players
https://twitter.com/WeftOfSoul/status/1394199124854153217
Can I stick my finger in your hand? (obviously I am a parent)
---
RT @tofuWolf
Can I stick my fingers in your mouth?
https://twitter.com/tofuWolf/status/1392342283819765761
Alternative:
---
RT @iamnoah
@robinhanson https://t.co/PlPGKpY8ku
https://twitter.com/iamnoah/status/1382784290056929280
RT @tony_ferraro7
reposting this meme as a reminder with warm weather right around the corner
Captain Picard please put me in the bat
---
RT @TomerUllman
#toast protip, if your only butter has been refrigerated 🤬 leave it in the sun for a few minutes before spreading
Still bone shaped amirite
---
RT @GroovyTasia
Someone in my bullet journal was excited she got these little bone shaped paperclips until she used them
https://twitter.com/GroovyTasia/status/1351624826591604742
Hahaha that is what you get for using vim
---
RT @DudeWhoCode
I'm inside vim and suddenly ESC key disappeared from touch bar. I'm literally stuck inside vim now.
Fuck you apple ❤️
https://twitter.com/DudeWhoCode/status/1349626179976716289
Ah no
