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@animeirl ugh i gotta do something more interesting with my planet than just let it sit there

Who'd thought that *sampling from a distribution* of all problems is that hard

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a is for aisle.
d is for djibouti.
e is for ewe.
k is for knight.
m is for mnemonic.

people are always creating new programming languages, but nobody ever writes a new linker

real niplavistani moment

"hey I just give you 11% of my income of the next year, and your boyfriend gives you 4% of his, deal?"

"deal."

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feature ideas for the point

character limit on posts is a meme number >500

custom emojis that are exclusively the pfps of people not on schelling.pt, when they join their emoji disappears

bring back digital othercare random outages

delete posts with nonironic hashtags

in emily in paris Y is mad because X slept with Ys boyfriend. and what does my brain say? 'why don't X and Ys boyfriend pay her the cheerful price to forget the thing?' damn economists

everybody starts with the same bad ideas <> beginners mind

When you wget a file from a substack and then open the local file, the post is shown for around 0.1 seconds and then it vanishes and is replaced by **Failed to load posts**

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