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Believe it or not, I have no idea why the fediverse is getting #Twitter refugees all of a sudden, so can someone fill me in? Preferably with a lengthy blog post summarizing the latest happenings?

Ich bin ein Teil des Teils, der Anfangs alles war
Ein Feil von jener Finsternis, die dann das Licht gebar
Das stolze Licht, das nun der Mutter Nacht
Den alten Rang, den Raum ihr streitig macht,
Und doch gelingt's ihm nicht, da es, so viel es strebt,
Verhaftet an den Körpern klebt.

Ich bin ein Teil von jener Kraft,
die stets das Böse will, und stets das Gute schafft
Ich bin der Geist, der stets verneint!
Und das mit Recht; denn alles, was entsteht,
Ist wert, daß es zugrunde geht;

lfj ecrsrul nallfkoslru

jdrulfkjdrul idedökfan

öxz öxz öxz

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Disappointed to find out kiwifarms is actually not an instance about the preservation of my favorite native bird
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the mythical beast, the refugee twitter user

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you can trade boosts for acorns (some accounts also accept herrings, don't trust those)

i begrudgingly admit that i have learned some things in my courses at university

a peaceful world, with moral patients silently grazing in the valleys

they didn't understand my posting at twitter, they won't understand it once they come here

We can't guarantee success, but we can deserve it.

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Welcome to mastodon folks

If you want to catch up what happened here last years and learn about communication around here :

-🍍
​- CW : gargoron
- CW : It's been...
- replacing the letter "p" by "t" is funny
- CW subtoot
- On this instance we TOOT (and not "submit", it's lame)
- replacing any letters by 🅱️​ is very funny
- 13h12, time to post ACAB
- "Is this my friend or a Markov bots ?"
- 3 accounts : 1 for jokes, one for aggressive depression, 1 for posting your butt
- Local timeline make garogron angy
- Sex workers, queers nerds and coding catgirls made what mastodon is today.
- "techbros instances did it again"

Have a nice, not at all confusing, trip around here.

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I would simply become the alpha lesbian on fedi without being able to see you execute a perfect specimen.
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shitpost 

#NewUsers
Mastodon can be a daunting place if you are an agent of the Five Eyes intelligence alliance. Make sure to write an introduction using the hashtags introduction and introductions and don't forget to include an up to date photo of your feet if it's your first day.

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It's all a spook. Counting systems are fake. We don't have a non linear number of fingers after all
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