niplav @niplav@schelling.pt
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I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
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@7@collapsitarian.io this is how we should be shitposting, none of this gay computer bullshit. just a girl in her underwear, a shortwave radio, and a joint
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i feel like, given the time and education, i could breed larger snails. not too big, just bigger than the ones you normally come across
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Sometimes I sit back and think, "wow, Tolkien would not have had anything to write about if the blockchain existed in the '40s"
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the US government has spent the last decade trying to figure out how to maintain GDP growth without allowing brown people into this country, and you think they're gonna kill off existing citizens with a vaccine?
get your shit together, conspiracy theorists. google the word "incentives"
daygame, obvious joke
the women on the street are free to talk to. you can just go over and start blathering. I have 373 approaches
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I love Jurassic Park. Classic movie. But I'm supposed to be impressed by a velociraptor opening a door? I learned to do that shit when I was 3 years old
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Maybe I could name the tiers after Aotearoa birds.
- Kakariki (smol)
- Kea (medium)
- Moa (lorg)
2nd woman who invited herself over
why
did I undergo some phase shift in my dating ability or smth?
gorgeous breasts tho
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@newt @changeling Lol I've thought a lot about how I'd try to introduce my children to computers in a responsible way
I'd probably want to raise them with airgapped Raspberry Pis with access to offline archives of Wikipedia, StackOverflow, and Z-Libraries, plus Emacs and a Common Lisp compiler
Ideally they wouldn't use the internet or have any online accounts until they're 16 or so
I'd probably want to raise them with airgapped Raspberry Pis with access to offline archives of Wikipedia, StackOverflow, and Z-Libraries, plus Emacs and a Common Lisp compiler
Ideally they wouldn't use the internet or have any online accounts until they're 16 or so
WWTSCCD (what would the super-cooperation cluster do)
Openphil's first spent dollar is more effective at promoting public good than the first tax dollar to the eu (to speak nothing of the us)
I believe that in effective altruism, deciding where funds are redirected by classic one-person-gets-one-vote methods would be hugely misguided. leading to coalitions appropriating resources, working against specialization etc. not against funders trying better mechanisms to elicit local knowledge, but applause-lighting “democracy” ain't gonna cut it
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Le Pleroma Community Be Like:
- That one edgelord that leftists tolerate because their memes are too good
- Army of GPT-3 hate speech bots trained on /pol/
- Post-leftist swallowing their HRT pills with wine while using big words
- Leftist infighting with other leftists
- Horny loners
- Asexual person with twelve horny partners
- Porn bots
- Bot porn
- Random hellthreaders arguing over drawn child porn for the twelfth time in the past week
- White guy with full name, face picture, and Monero address in bio
- Black guy with no name, no face picture, and no Monero address in bio
- Person posting questionably aged feminine males
- Self-hating web developer
- Equal opportunist troll
- Trans ancap that fights less with leftists than leftists do with themselves
- BloatFE user with the Thinkpad and obscure OS
- Guy working on ActivityPub client/server that will never be finished
- Guy with black sun, swastika, overdone Nazi VHS edits, and nobody to federate with
- Gay furry who decided freespeechzonehomophobesandfurryhaterswelcome.com was the best instance to be on
- Cracker with the anime profile picture
- White reply guy who uses Soapbox
- German guy with ambiguous sexuality
- Tankie on their own micronetwork of whitelisted instances
- Aspie with pronouns and hair
- BDSM-obsessed hypersexual with brain destroyed from porn
- Innocent user who has to watch their thread turn into a porn thread
- Reclaimed slur enjoyer
- Cool person with the nicest soul getting cancelled constantly for no reason
- Blockbot drama whore
- That one edgelord that leftists tolerate because their memes are too good
- Army of GPT-3 hate speech bots trained on /pol/
- Post-leftist swallowing their HRT pills with wine while using big words
- Leftist infighting with other leftists
- Horny loners
- Asexual person with twelve horny partners
- Porn bots
- Bot porn
- Random hellthreaders arguing over drawn child porn for the twelfth time in the past week
- White guy with full name, face picture, and Monero address in bio
- Black guy with no name, no face picture, and no Monero address in bio
- Person posting questionably aged feminine males
- Self-hating web developer
- Equal opportunist troll
- Trans ancap that fights less with leftists than leftists do with themselves
- BloatFE user with the Thinkpad and obscure OS
- Guy working on ActivityPub client/server that will never be finished
- Guy with black sun, swastika, overdone Nazi VHS edits, and nobody to federate with
- Gay furry who decided freespeechzonehomophobesandfurryhaterswelcome.com was the best instance to be on
- Cracker with the anime profile picture
- White reply guy who uses Soapbox
- German guy with ambiguous sexuality
- Tankie on their own micronetwork of whitelisted instances
- Aspie with pronouns and hair
- BDSM-obsessed hypersexual with brain destroyed from porn
- Innocent user who has to watch their thread turn into a porn thread
- Reclaimed slur enjoyer
- Cool person with the nicest soul getting cancelled constantly for no reason
- Blockbot drama whore
on all levels except physical I'm a virgin
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Fedi indeed has opinions on laptops
- Website
- https://niplav.site/index.html
- Pronouns
- they/them
I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
