If your fedi instance uptime can be measured in more than two nines of uptime, your admin works too hard.
- @rqsd@borg.socialthere's this bit my brother came up with where you find someones unlocked car in a parking lot and so you get in the drivers seat and wait until the person comes back, then you get out of the car and say "Hey, you left your doors unlocked, so I decided to make sure nothing weird happened. There are a lot of sickos out there, yknow."
I operate by Crocker's rules[1].