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@nyx In the 9/11 myth, a phallic tool (the plane) is used for destruction of a phallic object (the towers, the epitome of masculine architecture), where in the crucifixion myth, a phallic tool (the spear) is used to *create* a yonic object (the side wound). The metaphorical vagina forced upon Jesus, as in the same way reproduction was forced on Eve by Adam.

And so in my opinion a more fitting analogy would be to say that the crucifixion was like Christianity's Hiroshima. And what came three days after Hiroshima? That's right, the fat man was used on Nagasaki. The analogy to Easter is obvious.

Ngl yesterday at the airport I had >1% credence of "AI takeover is happening" for half an hour

I should've asked out the hot Austrian stuck at the airport with me today 😭

Being newly single is tough, just like I wanted ⚪

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A deconstructionist author makes a typo. Looks at the page and says, "eh, what's the differance?"

Nonprofit is lognormal, markets are normal

In worlds where I give blowjobs I'm the type of person to swallow

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When was the last time there was no soccer game going on anywhere om earth?

Why do people from southern latitudes have dark and not light hair?

Acquiring new priors vs overwriting existing priors

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Slowly realizing I have to like being bad at something if I want to get any good at it

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babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your demon core

As long as I have this post liked, I am not under a self-hiding NDA

The perceptual field is really non-local, things can affect things far away in awareness

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C library functions are always like: "SYNOPSIS. This function converts foos into bars depending on the user locale. ARGUMENTS. src and dest pointers must be distinct; it is undefined behavior if they are not QPU-aligned. RETURN VALUE. Returns the number of foos converted. A zero value indicates failure, or that zero foos were converted. A negative value indicates that the final foo was only partially converted (function got tired). Check this global variable to find out why."

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Hooley dooley.

This post is about a "found-in-the-wild" small Turing machine (3-states, 4-symbols), that halts --- after an Ackermann function-level number of steps; using Knuth's up-arrow notation, more than
\[ 14 \uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow 14
\]
and in fact we know exactly how many!

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