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I love reading posts when people talk about computers I feel like the are you winning son dad

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how much do I have to raise for the progress studies people to get rid of airport security

Elon Musk (unfortunately) 

niplav is learning about people mean by "power", slowly

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Trigger: I sit down on the toilet
Action: I feel for toilet paper

(brought to you by the now missing pages of my notebook)

Elon Musk (unfortunately) 

I gotta give it to people: they are right that the twitter acquisition has mostly (entirely?) to do with influence

It's not about money, neither for the previous shareholders nor for Musk now

I'm here for Greg Egan hornyposting ports (hornyporting?)

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I want David Cronenberg to design the new USB standard, so all the ports and plugs sigh and moan and writhe before finally accommodating each other’s anatomy in a blissful, disturbing union that allows charging and data transfer to occur effortlessly between all equipment.

ok no more "gn fedi"

I don't need sleep, I need answers

Takeaways from todays session: a hug, a number and a brownie

Should humanity become grabby?

Some people claim that the current social left is postmodernist.

No. Absolutely not. Look at that image: this is peak modernism. You may not like it, but this is what an ideal 20th century looks like.

And I love it (from afar, abstractly): those banners show what that part of society is deeply committed to. that LGBT rights are something worthy of protection.

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Q: what do you call someone who is attracted to needy people?

A: someone who has a dependent type

bonus: the T480 has full hardware support for 9front

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"If something is free, that just means you're the product", I say, squinting mistrustfully at the Sun

why does meditation make me *so* horny & temporarily relieve me of erectile dysfunction?

why is >80% of the most read literotica content incest related?

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