Alright fine I'll do it
http://ngl.link/panchromaticity
I suppose theoretically, but I've never not been single so I don't really know what I'm missing; it doesn't feel like there's much opportunity to fix this either, right now, though probably a lot of that is cope
I don't think I do, actually, and I find it incredibly funny that that makes me feel low-status
It's very easy to seem more autistic than you actually are online, around here, either purposefully or not
That actually would be a good idea, but mostly just for my hair
No
The pursuit of "authenticity" to the extent of protectionism and the stifling of creativity and innovation is dumb and pointless
Even the Neapolitan pizza was a new and weird dish at one point
Step 1: Open Google Maps
Step 2: Search for "hardware store"
Step 3: Go to the nearest one
Step 4: Ask an employee where gardening tools are
Step 5: Go there, pick up several hoes, take them to checkout
Step 6: Buy the hoes
It's okay; nothing notable, really