you are trying to touch the wrong grass using the wrong hands based on a wrong model of plants derived from being a shut-in and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out
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RT @ESYudkowsky
@dmvaldman The thing to do with a testable hypothesis is test it. Last time somebody told me to "touch grass", I actually did go outside and touch grass to see if it had any effect on mood. It didn't so far as I can tell.
https://twitter.com/ESYudkowsky/status/1652386624783933440