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how to be less quokka but just in the ways it's good to be less quokka and not in the ways it's bad to be less quokka

why do they call Holo a wolf when she's clearly a fox?

This is why I always turn the sound off
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RT @beginanon
Not only can women smell that you've recently masturbated, they can hear the last thing you masturbated to
twitter.com/beginanon/status/1

Great, thanks

I definitely wanted to spend $250 to not be able to see

Good job

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Also I explicitly requested not to have the blue light filter put on so as not to affect my color vision at all and they didn't put that on but they went ahead and put a different filter on that also slightly affects colors >.<

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Uggggggghhhh

The eye doctor got my prescription wrong in my left eye somehow

wtfffff

Only You, can have more interesting discourse on Blue Sky!

If you think what people are talking about there is boring, you're not helping by leaving and not using it. Just start talking about things you do find interesting.

The sky is wide enough

I think the biggest difference between the migration to mastodon vs the migration to blue sky is it feels like people want to use blue sky in and of itself whereas with mastodon they just didn't want to use Twitter and it was the only option

RT @warty_dog
if you forget to apply your SPF 50 sunscreen 1 day per month that's the same as SPF 19

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