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RT @oncloud_e
they should fully commit to the trans thing at this point and release a bud light nitro
twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1

there is some sense in which 343 industries' task is impossible but even considering that it's amazing how badly they've managed to cock it up every time

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE HAAAAAAAAAAAANK THE SWEET AND SOUR NOT BARBEQUE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
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RT @FopsHourly
[🔗](api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/HourlyF)
twitter.com/FopsHourly/status/

turns out that people really hate it when you forbid links to a popular, commonly linked website on your platform

who could've known

I don't get it why is this bad
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RT @skooookum
DO NOT SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

IT DOES NOT FEEL LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED

IT IS MORE LIKE SUCKING A DICK
twitter.com/skooookum/status/1

TIL that if steam thinks one drive doesn't have enough room to download and unpack an update, it'll just do it on another drive without telling you

Results

I tried to take a nap, failed, woke up after 7 hours, stayed up for four or five, then slept badly for 7 more hours, am still tired anyway
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RT @panchromaticity
what should I do?
twitter.com/panchromaticity/st

I always forget how much I hate typing on my phone until I switch from doing something on it (tweeting, chatting) to doing it with a real keyboard

RT @HemlockTapioca
Being poly and being Wiccan are similar in that in most of the US you actually are very much oppressed for those things, but high acceptance among a narrow band of society makes it seem cringe and attention seeking to point out that you’re oppressed.

he spittin'
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RT @jon_bois
after nearly a full season of nba games, a clear champion has not yet emerged! i propose a playoff tournament to determine the best team in the nba once and for all!
twitter.com/jon_bois/status/16

hang on I'm pretty sure that's just anxious attachment, not jealousy

I think it makes more sense to call it 'fuck me money'
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RT @michaelcurzi
The next level beyond 'fuck you money' is 'fuck you castle'
twitter.com/michaelcurzi/statu

this, really
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RT @halomancer1
i keep seeing people say "chris from mr. beast is trans" but to me the most shocking thing about this is that there are other people who are "from" mr. beast. i thought mr. beast was just that one guy who's name was mr. beast. you mean to tell me there's more of them?!
twitter.com/halomancer1/status

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