🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
tomorrow is April Fool's Day and that had BETTER be what's going on
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RT @TeletubbiesHQ
Eh-Oh...what could the Teletubbies be possibly hiding from us? Stay tuned for something BIG this week. 🚀 #Bitcoin
https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1377259542640218113
honestly confused by this. no consensus criteria? at all? I know there are edge cases, but does a >99% accurate method for determining birth sex not count?
feels like we should be able to fight for trans rights w/o making statements like this. maybe I'm missing something here
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RT @jessesingal
I can't get over this, man. In a news story. Not a column.
https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1377094376774598657
this just in: mental breakdown haircuts / tattoos / piercings are officially therapy-approved
RT @ellegist
the rate at which this flat manages to accrue recycling is completely absurd
okay I'm like 95% sure that the accounts with actually over-the-top tweets and GAN avis (like this one and Darla) are parodies and not actually run by Amazon
the "real" Amazon ones all have actual photos, regular shilling, etc
good on whoever's doing this though lol
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RT @erikhinton
This totally real Amazon employee has a totally real profile image and is not at all a GAN composite.
https://twitter.com/erikhinton/status/1376636650420203523
they're still going with this shit? I refuse to believe Amazon PR is truly this boneheaded. who ran the numbers on this and decided this would be profitable?? or breaking even, even?
fwiw, the accounts aren't exactly "fake" but warehouse workers being paid to shill. very poorly.
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RT @hungrybowtie
The sudden surge of *TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE* Amazon employee📦™️ accounts created in March 2021, right after @amazonnews got owned for…
https://twitter.com/hungrybowtie/status/1376443792794902531
RT @sn_fk_n
when you take the 'cellular automata' game too far (lioconcha hieroglyphica)
post image of what it's like dating you
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RT @WeftOfSoul
Post image of what it's like dating you https://t.co/oZuhQnOGWV
https://twitter.com/WeftOfSoul/status/1376510669235879937
RT @austinmwav
the Ever Given situation has updated: the boat now has a Stories feature
RT @deepfates
flexing on chicks by using my male brain's superior spatial reasoning to cut my own hair
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
