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this is basically how it works yeah
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RT @Virtual1nstinct
if you can convince a stray cat to like you you can convince a girl to like you the process is identical
twitter.com/Virtual1nstinct/st

twitter discovers the concept of conventional beauty standards

or maybe it's a conspiracy. it's probably a conspiracy.
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RT @delaroess
online famous girls actually do have distinct physiognomy don’t pretend you haven’t noticed twitter.com/leftist_ls/status/
twitter.com/delaroess/status/1

look at my froggy tray 🐸

no idea what I'm gonna use it for but I love it sososososo much 💖

kinda miss walking out of the stall in club bathrooms & making a beeline for the sink to check my nose in the mirror & rinse off before the bathroom attendant sees me
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RT @Thinkwert
Moist towelette, sir? mints? cologne?mouthwash? cigarettes?
twitter.com/Thinkwert/status/1

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