🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
why is it every time someone posts a cute selfie that just happens to have a tiny part of a plant visible in the background I immediately zoom in on the plant and focus on the plant
the 4 genders are weeb, geek, nerd, and degenerate
have you ever wanted to grab someone by the shoulders and shake them really really hard and go "have you considered doing something about your problem instead of just posting on Facebook about it"
cats are really good for light bicep curls, overhead presses, tricep extensions, etc
RT @ollybot_redux
What is the maximum amount of liquid human faeces would you eat instead of paying taxes for a year?
777 follower celebration
leave a reply and I'll tell you how you'd survive (or die!) in NYC 🗽🍎
you've got to ask yourself one question: "do I feel lucky?"
well, do you, punk?
not every tweet is about you noelle
the first time I encountered this, I was amazed and overjoyed. "oh my god, this is a thing?? this exists??? TWO people for the price of one, each of them suited PERFECTLY to the context they're in??? you mean some of the cute nerds are ALSO sex freaks?? oh my GOD 😍😍😍"
cute shy nerd boy who can ramble for hours about some obscure topic with a glimmer in his eyes
to
someone SO overcome with lust for you that not even a shred of that other person remains, and he is driven entirely by his desire?
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I'm seeing a bit of anxiety about this on my TL, so let me offer my own perspective:
1) not all, or even most, men are like this. with most you can clearly see the transition from streets to sheets
2) the ones that are, it can honestly be REEEALLY hot to see that wild jump.
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RT @Aella_Girl
Men are werewolves
As an escort, I'd have dinner with an intelligent, perceptive man - ceo or something - and I'd think, no way he's a werewolf.…
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1394349022047916033
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
the golden age of computers
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RT @SexistHousecat
logging on, ready to post
https://twitter.com/SexistHousecat/status/1394390756287258637
"kiwi maybe it has something to do with the black jeans you're wearing?"
you can pry these off my cold dead body, thanks
nevermind. abort mission. it's too fucking hot out when is winter getting here
finally,,, hot girl summer
personally I ripped off my mask the moment it was safe to do so post-vaxx (& it's SO nice to breathe), but if you're giving other people shit for continuing to wear masks, you're a fucking lemming lol. they're not infringing on your freedoms so don't infringe on theirs, weirdo
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
