men would rather do literally anything other than learn how to please their partner in bed
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RT @poetatoeboi
what it's like dating me
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RT @paddingtonrocks
you know what fuck you *puts you in the naughty toad basin*
https://twitter.com/paddingtonrocks/status/1399459922736201732
why would @TeddyRaccovelt do this
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RT @dilemmalord
GOOD EVENING I was writing in the park on the same bench I do every night when A TINY! FUCKIN! PAW!!!! Taps my KEYBOARD and suddenly I am locking eyes with a full grown RACCOON who has NO RESPECT for the romantic TENSION I WAS TRYING TO BUILD good fuckin NIGHT I AM OUT!!!!!
https://twitter.com/dilemmalord/status/1399887467852054530
the sound that just came out of my mouth shdhfhdjfjgm
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RT @weebertarian
faang announces that they will be excluding netflix going forward in support of pride https://twitter.com/gigafelon/status/1399775754502737922
https://twitter.com/weebertarian/status/1399779610397581361
round 2
I may have been confusing "kakkoii" and "kowai" up until just now but nobody has to know that 😌 it still works ok???
bloodmouths btfo 😎
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RT @AP
A ransomware attack on the world’s largest meat company is disrupting production around the world. The attack comes just weeks after a gang of hackers shut down operation of the Colonial Pipeline, the largest U.S. fuel pipeline. http://apne.ws/Gbv37mw
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1399803191412367362
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.