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in celebration of 888 followers I'm going to go back and actually finish the 777 follower thing I started and then stopped soon after 😌

and also the compass from yesterday ✨

men would rather do literally anything other than learn how to please their partner in bed
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RT @poetatoeboi

twitter.com/poetatoeboi/status

what it's like dating me
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RT @paddingtonrocks
you know what fuck you *puts you in the naughty toad basin*
twitter.com/paddingtonrocks/st

why would @TeddyRaccovelt do this
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RT @dilemmalord
GOOD EVENING I was writing in the park on the same bench I do every night when A TINY! FUCKIN! PAW!!!! Taps my KEYBOARD and suddenly I am locking eyes with a full grown RACCOON who has NO RESPECT for the romantic TENSION I WAS TRYING TO BUILD good fuckin NIGHT I AM OUT!!!!!
twitter.com/dilemmalord/status

RT @Lithros
@nobu_hibiki @thesravaka @dancinghorse16 only in the eyes of government, god, and srav. just the last one holds any real weight

RT @myceliummage
@TeddyRaccovelt smh all thgedse ppl afraid of uncertainty like u ever had any LIFE bitcgh??

RT @TeddyRaccovelt
It’s extremely beta energy to move in with boyfriend/fiancé

RT @amirism_
demanding that people not map everything you say into whatever memory your words are tied to (against their will) in their mind, is straight up unreasonable

RT @amirism_
demanding that people not feel hurt when you say outrageous things is a big ask

RT @thesravaka
really bums me out when people decide that the problem is people who are just having fun on twitter.

the sound that just came out of my mouth shdhfhdjfjgm
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RT @weebertarian
faang announces that they will be excluding netflix going forward in support of pride twitter.com/gigafelon/status/1
twitter.com/weebertarian/statu

round 2

I may have been confusing "kakkoii" and "kowai" up until just now but nobody has to know that 😌 it still works ok???

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bloodmouths btfo 😎
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RT @AP
A ransomware attack on the world’s largest meat company is disrupting production around the world. The attack comes just weeks after a gang of hackers shut down operation of the Colonial Pipeline, the largest U.S. fuel pipeline. apne.ws/Gbv37mw
twitter.com/AP/status/13998031

some of you are lying to yourselves about your EQ and it shows

we talk about relationship milestones a lot, but what about friend group milestones?

✅ when someone first floats the idea of the group creating/moving into a housing complex together

RT @thesravaka
it is so profoundly tiring to hear that our generation is worse off than some other generation because it's not only not true, it's absurd. savings rates are through the floor, capital availability is up, and goods and services are cheap.

RT @thesravaka
of course it is quite reasonable to want the best for your children, even where this exceeds your means. but there's nothing trad about insisting that society owes that being affordable to you. you're thinking of something very different there, friend.

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