🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
me, in a syrupy sweet voice, gently stroking my cat's belly with one hand and rubbing under his chin with the other: "stinky boy. stupid smelly poop man. terrible baby who is made of poop."
him, with his eyes and body language: "I have literally never known any greater joy 🥺"
cats (and dogs) are great because you can verbally bully them in a cooing voice while snuggling and petting them and they absolutely love it because they don't understand a single word you're saying
RT @myceliummage
"how do you use this" gf bean dad bf 😈
current favorite picrew wowowowowwww
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RT @AmphyPop
https://picrew.me/image_maker/338224
my picrew is up!! I started it last year and kinda forgot about it but it's finished!!
https://twitter.com/AmphyPop/status/1368694247646396418
there was this Angelic Layer MUSH that I played a *ton*
I barely remember what other MUDs/MUSHes I played aside from that one, honestly
words cannot fully describe how utterly obsessed I was with Angelic Layer back in the day
it's all coming back to me now
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RT @hologender
Are you who you truly are?
Or just who you want to be?
https://twitter.com/hologender/status/1369045332017954820
found something I miss about taking the subway
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RT @Virtual1nstinct
leaning your head against them on a late night subway is a love language
https://twitter.com/Virtual1nstinct/status/1368994140080529411
it's mitragyna speciOsa, not mitragyna specioSA
show me all your favorite picrews I have an ITCH that must be scratched
in honor of international women's day, I'm taking a 1 day break from going "fine, bitch, you're ugly anyway" each time my girl cat runs away from me
the real cringe here is the line "I'm literally an XYZ expert; it's what I have my degree in"
how I feel a lot of the time
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RT @ff7hud2d7
RT @strobist
Welp, that’s about the creepiest reason I’ve yet heard to keep those camera sensors clean. Especially for wedding shooters.
rot13 is one of the most wholesome things ever invented by humans
dead simple to decrypt & it's not meant to keep anyone out — just to help people avoid reading things without consciously choosing to. an encryption that empowers people rather than locking them out
got a voicemail just now: "Hi, this is Joanne calling from [my vet's office] for your pet [MY FIRST NAME] for her appointment on Wednesday for the procedure for the spay."
do NOT spay me thank you VERY much 😠😤
RT @spookymachine
just imagining teens looting the supermarket of ideology and saying shit like "i'm a postrat now" this would be so cursed
RT @arb
Believe women! Unless they're saying something annoying
RT @anthony_h_io
heeeehehehehe i am rotating u in my brain and u are powerless to stop me. you don't even know how fast you are going. I could be rotating u really really slow like when u shop for cars online or really really fast like a broken rotisserie chicken machine
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
