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how did I go all these years without ever needing a rolling pin

RT @Gabe21131936
@kitten_beloved @pareinoia @lonemapleleaf Men are at their best when they're in love, and the experience of having a man be in love with you, falling all over himself to give his best to you, to be worthy of you, to want to protect you and do what's best for you - this is a transcendent experience.

the idea in question:
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RT @Kate_Kelly_Esq
When you hit on an idea that has such swift/ extreme violent retaliation & intense desire of men to silence you— you've usually hit on something vitally important to discuss openly.
twitter.com/Kate_Kelly_Esq/sta

RT @dragoneddied
today on the podcast we're talking to the most socially inept anonymous online personality I could find to talk for an hour and a half about the failures of our modern society

RT @XiXiDu
Since January 2020, has one or more of your dreams been about the COVID-19 pandemic or featured elements of it such as masks or social distancing?

A. At least one dream was mostly about the pandemic.
B. No dream was about it but it involved elements of the COVID-19 pandemic.

RT @deepfates
This tweet is not in support or denial of the recent scissor statement, thank you

⚠️ 𝗦𝘂𝗽 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵, 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲

but black plastic sack comfy 😔
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RT @mechanical_monk
i will not eat bugs
i will not live in a pod
i will not be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided
twitter.com/mechanical_monk/st

mandatory play parties
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RT @ekp
CEOs of big tech companies: You almost certainly have incels as employees. What are you going to do about it?
twitter.com/ekp/status/9918171

this put a smile on my face
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RT @NealePickett
🐘 🐢
🐘 🦊
🐘 🐢
🐘 🐂

🐘 🐢
🦄 🐁
🐘 🦄 🦄 🏠

🐘 🦄 🏀 🐸
🦄 🐘 🎷 🐕

🎷 🐕 🐢 🦄 🥚
🎻
🧸
🪛
🦵
twitter.com/NealePickett/statu

RT @nickcammarata
Tons of scientists and generally smart/rational people come out of psychedelic trips (eg 5-MeO-DMT) strongly believing things like we’re all one or that God is real (by some definition of God)

This happens because the drug

yes
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RT @eigenrobot
one powerful way of flirting with a girl is mentioning some such mildly, ambiguously judgmental systems but not classifying her and waiting to be asked
twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/

but how many points did I get on the test

what is my grade

did I pass or not 😫
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RT @bigbabytex
new quiz dropped t.co/uCjZKYd4DD
twitter.com/bigbabytex/status/

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