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RT @krfabian
my name is Boat
and wen im tired
(but shipping werk
is still required)

then all I want
is lyttle snooze
i turn to side
i blok the Sooz

I made one

thank you all for making my time on Twitter so far super fun :3

RT @philgibson01
It's a lovely day in the Suez Canal, and you are a horrible giant container ship

been obsessed with globes since I was a little kid but I don't actually currently own any. I should fix this. if you have any recommendations of globes you love please drop them here ty 💖🌎🔮

to be fair, it's slightly assisted by the sense of hearing. he has a *very* distinctive munching noise when he's eating something he knows he shouldn't be. it's kind of ridiculous

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like a mother with a 6th sense for when her kids are misbehaving, I now have a 6th sense for when cat #1 is stealing cat #3's food

need me an all-catgirl polycule
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RT @TolSmolGF
I'm in love with a bunch of catgirls.

I'm polynyanorous
twitter.com/TolSmolGF/status/1

RT @almostnora
sorry, i don't have anything to say to that, as i am currently trying to derive everything from first principles. i will get back to you in about 50 years,

"fatal error: unlock of unlocked mutex"

um,, actually,,, this is the opposite of a problem. get off my ass. why can't you just look the other way 😤 instead of making me put in more lines of code just to make sure the logic flows are consistent 🤬🙄

came up with a new word to describe my fashion choices, which is gremme (gremlin + femme)

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