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RT @leaacta
[quietly, perched on your shoulder] give me superuser access

made some origami ✨

water balloon, samurai hat, cicada, and a heart

RT @ellegist
the rate at which this flat manages to accrue recycling is completely absurd

okay I'm like 95% sure that the accounts with actually over-the-top tweets and GAN avis (like this one and Darla) are parodies and not actually run by Amazon

the "real" Amazon ones all have actual photos, regular shilling, etc

good on whoever's doing this though lol
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RT @erikhinton
This totally real Amazon employee has a totally real profile image and is not at all a GAN composite.
twitter.com/erikhinton/status/

RT @deepfates
i have three tiers of conversation:

1. You have brainworms, go away
2. We are sharing our perspectives respectfully and with charity for the other person's point of view
3. You have brainworms, go away or i will punch you in the face

RT @NathanpmYoung
New uncontroversial dinner conversation with culturally different relatives just dropped:

"So, how would you have moved the ship?"

most people understand this in regards to smaller cultures, but there's sometimes this idea that larger cultures (e.g. American) are simply so omnipresent that there's no way you *don't* fully understand them, because surely you've passively absorbed all there is to know

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then, of course, there are filter bubbles — where are you consuming content from? whose perspectives are you taking in, whose perspectives are you missing? how is this selection shaping your understanding of the culture?

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one of the reasons for this is sampling bias — who's more likely to have internet access to begin with? to be extremely online? to frequent the same parts of the internet you do? who feels driven to write the content that you read?

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the internet may be a never-before-seen treasure trove of information, but there's still a world of difference between the parts of a culture that are communicated online, and the parts that reside in day-to-day life. what you see here is not a microcosm but merely a facet

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the internet really fools us into thinking that we can fully understand some foreign cultures by reading some tweets, visiting some websites, and talking to a highly curated group of people. that's not actually the case though

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one of my favorite genres of tweets is extensive, overconfident cultural commentary from people on the complete opposite side of the world (about culture here, not there, obviously)

they're still going with this shit? I refuse to believe Amazon PR is truly this boneheaded. who ran the numbers on this and decided this would be profitable?? or breaking even, even?

fwiw, the accounts aren't exactly "fake" but warehouse workers being paid to shill. very poorly.
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RT @hungrybowtie
The sudden surge of *TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE* Amazon employee📦™️ accounts created in March 2021, right after @amazonnews got owned for…
twitter.com/hungrybowtie/statu

RT @sn_fk_n
when you take the 'cellular automata' game too far (lioconcha hieroglyphica)

RT @paranoidlikes
“Normalize this, normalize that.” You are literally already allowed to do anything you want. You are just a coward, and a sheep.

sometimes unpopular opinions are unpopular for a good reason

RT @selentelechia
those who gain permission to feel like agents by sacrificing their permission to feel harmed

those who gain permission to feel harmed by sacrificing their permission to feel like agents

those who gain an ability to see nuance by sacrificing their ability to feel sane

man I really fucking loved coming up with some weird-ass mnemonic devices

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