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RT @ingroupist
a girl with a gun sits on the edge of my room and asks me to help her out and i do not have an opinion.

king shit
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RT @dreams_of_sloth
the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining.

he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??
twitter.com/dreams_of_sloth/st

lifehack: when you open a container of ammonia do NOT lean right over it and take a big ol' whiff

this was me subtweeting people who love me and care about my mental health trying to get me to stop driving myself crazy cleaning

but it's so much FUN

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RT @pareinoia
beware the chaos agents who try to trick you into giving up your battle against entropy
twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1

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there are few greater joys for me than organizing my apartment. tackling a messy corner and making it look neat and ordered and correct brings me what can only be described as euphoria. entropy is my sworn enemy and we are locked in hand-to-hand combat for the rest of eternity

just realized that @eggprophet and @myceliummage are basically sweet bro and hella jeff

kipping pull-ups are still a thing??? dear lord I would've thought the crossfitters would learn by now that those aren't pull-ups
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RT @mtgreenee
This is my Covid protection 💪

It’s time to
twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1

x;cd:dhdhs'eysgbdjfj
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RT @TeletubbiesHQ
The TubbyCoin BigHugs! Token, an official Teletubbies cryptocurrency made with special HugTech from WildBrain Labs is here. For every like, share, comment of , the TubbyCoin becomes more valuable! Let’s take it to the moon. 🚀: bit.ly/3fxKDgw
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