🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

opalite! metal! more metal! sparkles! cats! 🥺 I ❤️ my dice even tho I never use them okay?

why do people manufacture, buy, and use ugly dice? 🤔 just get pretty and/or unique dice wtf it's not hard

the decluttering effort continues. please observe:

dice I'm keeping vs. dice I'm getting rid of

I think to myself every once in a while before remembering I have barely any capacity or ability for story-telling

at one extreme there's "interns only fetch coffee" and at the other extreme there's "interns have the same free rein as full-time employees" and I just want you to know that a happy middle is possible

everyone talking about weird bugs / slip-ups in software right now by saying "it's intern season lol" has me seriously worried about all these companies that apparently let their interns push to prod without any sort of rigorous review & approval process

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all of you saying go to BED are missing the point I AM IN BED

TELL ME TO GO TO SLEEP

GO. TO. YOUR. ROOM!

... I'm really glad that worked. those would've been terrible last words.

someone tell me to go to sleep

I close my eyes, I know you're there, love of mine
standing on the shore in a world I designed
the sunset fires a lonely flare into the sky
and all I see we say goodbye

I'm so afraid I'd lose your love as time goes by
but courage is a fire, and a beacon so bright
the sunset builds a memory — our love signed
and all I see becomes a lie

they have things like the atom bomb
so I think I'll stay where I am
civilization?????
I'LL STAY RIGHT HEEEEEEERE

do you think moths would be tasty fried

btw if you followed me for that one (1) take about nuclear power plants I have absolutely TERRIBLE news for you

wait til y'all find out how much of my Google salary I spend on Uber Eats and stupid shit from Amazon lmao

ok ok ok ok let's talk about something else now guys