🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
getting matching kiki/bouba tattoos with your bestie ✨
going to just set fire to a datacenter next time we have a production incident, and anyone who criticizes me just doesn't understand how hard my job is
maybe next time I need to de-escalate a situation I'll just shoot & kill one of the people instead of bothering with that silly nonsense
RT @nickcammarata
there's a very strong correlation between "I'm proud I did X, I should show it to Y they'll be like wowowow" and Y being outlier happy
(they're often wowowow walking around all day in their life already, just impressed by everything around them)
RT @egregirls
oh you find the concept of magic evading rational analysis sus? explain why you love the people you do
✨ sanitize ✨ everything ✨
daily reminder to sanitize ur threads ✨
me and who 😭
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RT @eigenrobot
"im mad" cool story bro my baby is smiling at me
https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1384625497695408128
this except it's dousing them in water to relitigate my early childhood
who's running away now, motherfuckers
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RT @chaosprime
if you sit down at a ~community~ and don't see someone who's gonna get set on fire so the local apex sociopath can relitigate high school but this time with them winning, get up. you're gonna be set on fire so the local apex sociopath can relitigate high school with them winning
https://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/1119277764354412545
summer is coming which means it's time to buy myself a Super Soaker and terrorize the neighborhood children
oh hey, I'm in a small way responsible for the fact that Google and YouTube work on IPv6 🥲
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RT @eevee
wild, i lost ipv4 for a bit but not ipv6. along the way i discovered the following things do not yet support ipv6:
- twitter
- discord
- amazon
- fastmail
- github
- stackoverflow
- half of comcast's website
google and youtube work though so that's nice
https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1384520032860852229
RT @darksoulsfriend
watching twitter couples is weird cus youll be like "aww look at those two , couple of peas in a pod" and their handles are twink abuser and mpreg zionist
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
