wait wait, you're saying you want me to justify myself to you... and... you're not paying me? bold move my man! major cajones! I'm impressed. except, for one minor factor: fuck you!

(note: being interesting counts as paying me. but most of y'all aren't.)
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RT @leaacta
sorry, i do rational thought for a living, so my weekends are for bad decisions and magical thinking
https://twitter.com/leaacta/status/1411119889138343937