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New fitness goals:
- be able to carry around a woman for minutes
- be able to carry around a child for hours
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
I don't know if this is part of the definition of the dad bod but my brother is looking pretty fit from having to carry around a toddler like half of the time we're out.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1651005885072941058
to extrapolate, this means i need to be able to carry around kronos, the imprisoned titan, for seconds; and a little toy doll for days.