oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

...*sigh* me and who
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RT @ipsumkyle
daniel and taylor typing out this exchange in bed next to each other, giggling as people post screenshots and take sides
https://twitter.com/ipsumkyle/status/1652010931172384768

So excited to see the Happier Lives Institute thinking about how we could test some of these questions!
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RT @MichaelDPlant
Can we trust happiness surveys? Is my 7/10 = your 7/10? Is going from a 2->3 = to 6->7?

While researchers assume yes, the evidence is scarce.

@HappierLivesIns, we ran a 50-question pilot survey (n=128) (https://www.happierlivesinstitute.org/report/assessing-the-comparability-linearity-and-neutrality-of-subje…
https://twitter.com/MichaelDPlant/status/1636712796908920832

There is no expected response time to replies. You can reply whenever you want. We're all shouting into the void, when the void shouts back it is a gift not an expectation.
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RT @univrsw3th4rt
mfw when i suddenly recall a reply from 5 days ago i forgot to respond to
https://twitter.com/univrsw3th4rt/status/1650955983454191618

also did not get murdered and had such a great time with puheenix. learned a lot about astrology and performing. he's also going to vibecamp so you should try to meet up with him!!

also had this great convo with my brother when he wanted to check up on me
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RT @puheenix
had my first ever irl meetup with a moot today (@ohwizenedtortle) and did not get murdered, 100% need to do this more

also he is awesome
https://twitter.com/puheenix/status/1650857920190631942

i have no earphones and i must listen (to bangers)

I just donated $1500 AUD to help combat malaria.

Because I donated via my local tax deductible EA organisation it doesn't appear on the fundraising page. So in lieu of being able to make the number go up, I'd like some praise please 😇.
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RT @givingwhatwecan
Devastatingly, malaria kills one child every minute. We have just launched our campaign to combat this serious disease.

You can help save lives by donating to our #WorldMal…
https://twitter.com/givingwhatwecan/status/1648453188167806976

Who played neopets when they were young and what neopets did you have?

I used have a grundo, something about being designed to be evil minions and now being lost and needing someone to love them really spoke to me as a kid 🥲.
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RT @shebloomsslow
@QiaochuYuan @visakanv where are the neopians undercover? 👋🏻
what if you search “neopets” ?
also how do you search only in your follows? 👀
https://twitter.com/shebloomsslow/status/1649325292840730624

for some reason i really like saying "OK" when I start a new bullet in my journalling

Omg what an honour 🥹 @Kirsten3531

Cathay Pacific offers "Liquid Diet Meal" lfgggggg (let's f**king go get good gulping goop, girlies)"

I would like to tag like nearly all of my EA friends who're off doing EA stuff
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RT @bstract_thot
tag your artist friends. tag everyone
https://twitter.com/bstract_thot/status/1648041489883357186

Sounds like fake news
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RT @api_assasin
Having a girlfriend is pretty lit
https://twitter.com/api_assasin/status/1648082905644797952

someone needs to do a like series of these so it's like:
- type the year you were born into Twitter gif
- type the year you had your first crush into Twitter gif
- type the year you got your first smartphone into Twitter gif
- type the year you had your first kiss
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RT @jessicamalonso
Type the year you turned 10 into Twitter gif https://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1647672206439358464
https://twitter.com/jessicamalonso/status/1647707314298966017