oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

I don't know what this means but it might be relevant to know!!

The e/acc movement has begun to spread its message

Me and who? (I will be the human woman, and you can be the management consultant mansplaining math things to me)
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RT @KylerCora
If you study mathematics as a human woman, a management consultant will no joke speak to you like this ???
https://twitter.com/KylerCora/status/1427138735439708163

Holy shit in Regina Spektor's Summer in the City, "cleavage" is not just talking about boobs she's also singing about being "cleaved" from her partner!!

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RT @AaronBergman18
@ohwizenedtortle this is only like 1/3 or 1/2 of the new ones
https://twitter.com/AaronBergman18/status/1653182763581710336

me: journalling is a good way to talk about the dark shit you're too ashamed to talk to your friends about

also me:

me: journalling is a good way to talk about the dark shit you're too ashamed to talk to your friends about me

also me:

I don't know how common this is but I know at least one person who was still really into a guy even after being in a happy relationship for four years and not having seen the guy for a long time.

Never knew what advice to give her.
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RT @thechosenberg
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by a Tinder match that went nowhere
https://twitter.com/thechosenberg/status/1653053525008568320

Did we ever figure out why girls love Taylor Swift? I've been really getting into folklore and it's got a vibe that I don't know how to articulate but I really vibe with.
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RT @AaronBergman18
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Taylor Swift, Hinge, and—just to be safe—heterosexuality until we can figure out what the hell is going on
https://twitter.com/AaronBergman18/status/1631852274958884864

i haven't watched patrick h willems' new video yet, but absolutely so true

Just a normal way to express agreement

Goddammit. Now men are being cute too? Jesus preserve me.
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RT @dieworkwear
a buddy of mine (@urban_comp) is a construction worker who buys bespoke clothes.

people here assume that every bespoke customer is some scrouge mcduck billionaire, but everyone i know in this hobby is just a middle-class guy obsessed with clothes. https://twitter.com/Steven_Strauss/status/1652126586546659328
https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1652130650730946561

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RT @metaLulie
without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally https://twitter.com/princevogel/status/1652373566078296068
https://twitter.com/metaLulie/status/1652615889089429504

Why is Twitter censoring @animalologist? it's true I am a hoe

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
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RT @univrsw3th4rt
without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally https://twitter.com/puheenix/status/1652550352548265984 https://t.co/myvKnOtx6F
https://twitter.com/univrsw3th4rt/status/1652577027289931777

Going through my old tabs. What did I mean by this?

Me ever since I listened to Charli XCX's album CRASH
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Charli XCX (ft. Christine and the Queens and Caroline Polachek) - New Shapes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tvW25Qu5WE
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1649197508407754752