oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

I will never not love the word "germane" and yet I will never been in a context where it's the best word to use.
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
@shakaz_ @Aizazadi_ @a_real_society @puheenix @goblinodds @HamishDoodles Lfggggg (let's f-ing get germane garments, gobs, girlies (gender-neutral))!!!
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1652999406986358784

Sydney, $200k salary.

$40k income tax
$40k rent
$30k food and expenses
$90k savings

Left over: basically nothing
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RT @dissproportion
Once I spend all my money on luxury goods and services, I have zero left. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 https://twitter.com/tiredgenerally/status/1652737354300522496
https://twitter.com/dissproportion/status/1652999053364297728

I have a locked alt now @ohhermeticlion

What vibecamp cabin should I join? @a_real_society, @puheenix, @goblinodds, @HamishDoodles, others?

i'm getting a lot of bots qting this, which is cool to know

i haven't watched patrick h willems' new video yet, but absolutely so true

Just a normal way to express agreement

I told them we wouldn't need this rule if they weren't idiots but they didn't seem to understand 🤔

My d&d discord server has banned me from being sarcastic because it's too subtle and we've had a few incidents where they thought I was actually annoyed lol

Does, um, anyone have advice on how to do this to myself? 👉👈😳

Goddammit. Now men are being cute too? Jesus preserve me.
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RT @dieworkwear
a buddy of mine (@urban_comp) is a construction worker who buys bespoke clothes.

people here assume that every bespoke customer is some scrouge mcduck billionaire, but everyone i know in this hobby is just a middle-class guy obsessed with clothes. https://twitter.com/Steven_Strauss/status/1652126586546659328
https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1652130650730946561

🥵🥵🥵
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RT @metaLulie
without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally https://twitter.com/princevogel/status/1652373566078296068
https://twitter.com/metaLulie/status/1652615889089429504

For the record this the context
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RT @motusalt
Could never date a twitter guy because I’m simply too narcissistic to be a second choice. These bitches be DMing everyone and their grandmothers out on dates. Gonna go find me a cute boy at church
https://twitter.com/motusalt/status/1652581425017950211

Why is Twitter censoring @animalologist? it's true I am a hoe

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
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RT @univrsw3th4rt
without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally https://twitter.com/puheenix/status/1652550352548265984 https://t.co/myvKnOtx6F
https://twitter.com/univrsw3th4rt/status/1652577027289931777

Not many people know this but the real reason I created my alt (@ohhermeticlion) is so I could have convos with @absurdlymax via four different channels.

Going through my old tabs. What did I mean by this?

Well the lord giveth and the lord taketh away. Got like four hours of sleep due to the snoring and I can't do any my normal things to help me sleep cos to get them out would disrupt my sleeping family.