oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt
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Joined Jan 2023
Should I get into counselling recreationally and become one of those annoying friends always trying to be therapist to their friends?
Me and who
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RT @visakanv
nothing has saved me more time than marrying young
https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1647734320570978305
What should I do when I go visit Hong Kong and Taiwan next week?
Looking forward to seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day. Probably some time in late 2023 when I have a sick day and need something to pass the time.
RT @kaisoapbox
idea: to further dating-app-ify twitter, people who are open to dating change their handles to signal that they are
y'know, something like... your husband/wife... 😅
Falling in love with the cute church soprano is probably very Lindy right
I mean I'm not even sure if it was the wrong approach. Maybe it's a discipline thing? Maybe it's just good to be able to express your anger and not have to always be smiles with your kid? Unclear.
And also like he's probably super, super tired.
seeing my brother yell and get angry at my nephew like my parents did with me makes me wonder whether I'll actually be more similar to my parents than I hope.
RT @ohwizenedtortle
You are in a long-term (>2 year) relationship // You think most people settle vs find the right person for them.
Ok where are all my friends based? If I did a US or EU trip where should I aim to go to meet people?
(stealing this idea from @zetalyrae)
You are in a long-term (>2 year) relationship // You think most people settle vs find the right person for them.
SORRY I MESSED UP. Rewording this. Please see the original tweet for the context.
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RT @peach_duck4239
You think that in relationships, most people:
https://twitter.com/peach_duck4239/status/1646559513162694657
RT @cumlasagna1
turn the screen off for five seconds and just sit in anxiety until you watch yourself spontaniously do something you'd forgotten that you needed or wanted to do while you were drooling slackjawed watching the screen thinking you were bored
You are in a long-term (>2 year) relationship // You think most people settle vs find the best person
You are in a long-term (>2 year) relationship // You think most people settle vs find the best person
(Poll in next tweet 👇)
You are in a long-term (>2 year) relationship // You think most people settle vs find the best person
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RT @peach_duck4239
You think that in relationships, most people:
https://twitter.com/peach_duck4239/status/1646559513162694657
So I don't think I have good photos or anything for a dating app profile. What's the best for the algorithm? Does getting swiped left a lot hurt you?
Make my shitty profile now, or wait until I have good photos? I'm not really in a rush to date people so I'd be happy to wait.
I love going to chain restaurants in foreign countries and seeing how they change things. Hong Kong McD has fried wings, France's McD burgers have less sauce, Indonesia's KFC chicken is slightly spicier.
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RT @lillybilly299
@halflawless In Hong Kong u can get a shot of espresso in your matcha latte at Starbucks. It's like on the menu
https://twitter.com/lillybilly299/status/1646657579202879488
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