oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

idk if it's twitter or my bad, but i missed a bunch of twitter notifications and am catching up!

RESULTS! Turns out I am normal (i.e. like other people who use Twitter all the time)😇
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
POLL TIME
What % of people (who speak English, 15-75yo, willing to talk to you) do you think you could have a pleasant social interaction with (you could talk in a queue while you wait for something)?
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1641859203857010688

edge's auto-complete knows me so well

She lmao's my 🐉 until I 🌪️

I was very restrained in not making a "no cap" pun 😇

OK so what hats are cool for guys to wear? Tortle needs hat advice

I am in Melbourne for a few weeks!!

Results!
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
What's your gender? // Do you like cryptic crosswords, or do you dislike/are indifferent to cryptic crosswords?
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1641636229270892545

If I don't have room in my suitcase which should I wear/carry on the plane with me

the signal messages -> text note for drafting -> google doc for comments pipeline

just a normal day having a normal, not extremely complicated and thoroughly-considered, conversation with my friend

Interesting to see how this goes!!!
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RT @abcnews
Victorian mayor may sue OpenAI after ChatGPT 'accuses' him in bribery case https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-06/hepburn-mayor-flags-legal-action-over-false-chatgpt-claims/102195610
https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1643852519238696960

impressed by their previous work, i'm hiring the japanese government to create a Cool Tortle Movement Promotion Council

But it's also a fun bit!!! Ah such a dilemma

Like I DO think she's cute but it's almost definitely not going to happen but I don't think my brain can hold these two thoughts concurrently.

And probably my brain only has so much room to be into someone at the same time.

I'm beginning to think that RPing being in love with this girl on Twitter isn't actually good for my romantic life
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
@lillybilly299 goddammit lilly you can't keep playing with my heart like this 😭https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1632855558851293184?s=20
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1643435132165169153

Also everyone in this story is called Peter