writing down "wall street but in hell" on my list of dnd ideas

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RT @_metallurgist
can't afford an expensive soul but still want to get in on the action? want to hedge your soul bets in the face of an uncertain spiritual market? fear not: i am preparing an entire suite of incorporeal derivatives for your heavenly portfolio https://twitter.com/_metallurgist/status/1366861126529671169
https://twitter.com/_metallurgist/status/1366865361010790400