A tornado watch has been issued! Everyone rush outside and watch the tornadoes!
@cerebrate Thats what you’re supposed to do for earthquakes, you really expect me to remember procedures for more than one kind of disaster?
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Hey, if there's one thing living in Kansas has taught me, it's that the correctest procedure for tornadoes is to stand on your porch and play spot-the-funnel-cloud.
@cerebrate @cinebox If you aren't whisked away the twister stood you up? 🤔
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Agreed.
I have not-so-fond memories of being single digits old in Oklahoma, watching a tornado out the back window of our house. Looked just like the fake one in The Wizard of Oz.
Our family had a deal with our neighbors, to share their storm cellar. Because our house didn't have one.
What nobody tells you is how freaking *loud* those monsters are.