@funkyduffy “oh no they’re here, pretend we’re not home”?

It started as Longfellner system - I went Bb5 to see how they’d respond, the answer is Poorly. They went 3 ... Ke7 instead of exchanging bishops, then moved 4 ...Bd7 in response to 4. Nc3. Kf6 was totally unprompted. I feel a bit bad - I’m not a brilliant strategist, they’re just sort of flailing.