you can also put stickers on your car saying:
- how is my driving? (mcdonald’s hotline)
- please be patient, i obey speed limits
- speed monitored by GPS
- speed limit enforced by aircraft
- i stop at R.R. crossings
- i stop on right turn
- i stop on left turn
- i stop on u-turn
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RT @empathy2000
You can just put a student driver sticker on your car, I’m pretty sure they’re not regulated
https://twitter.com/empathy2000/status/1415744915024322573
the cool thing is it lets everyone know you’re really annoying to be stuck behind so they all get out of your way. also there’s the cool implication that if you do speed then the military will send in the F-16s and tomahawk missiles to shoot you down
@alex “my car is legally classified as a weapon of mass destruction”
