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@fluffy > she sold the token corresponding to her delectable toes to someone else

@BurgBot the ass crack window always gets me

Anyway Polaris, who is chief of the guard of Typheus and who invented the whole leviathan system after mind melding with Zephyr and performing the appropriate modifications to leviathanise her into the Typheus we know and love, has a cool lightning spear. That’s where I was going with this

Tetraspaces themselves have weapons but they’re more biological, big clubs and hammers which grow from them, can swing around due to only being attached in the four-dimensional direction, and are kind of like claws or horns. Tetraspaces prefer blunt weapons and unarmed combat because they’re usually too heavily armoured to pierce so better to pulverise and bash around and grapple

tetraspace setting: future /

the people who guard the Leviathans are called magical girls. it’s not actually gender-specific but that’s what they’re called

obviously they have to be able to summon weapons. MGs have literal tetraspace blood flowing through their veins (harvested voluntarily from the Leviathans) which gives them reality bending tetraspace powers. I guess their weapons would be some kind of focus for their Powers?

americans might think that european dryers are worse but actually clothes coming out warm and slightly damp is an important cultural touchstone that keeps us from growing complacent or decadent

for those whose arms tire, they can use a “washing line” - the clothes are hung outside, and the constant rain cleans away the soot from the day of chimneysweeping

nobody tell the Americans about how if we want to make the washing machine spin we have to hand-turn a crank, though the wealthy can pay a shilling a day to the washing machine man to turn it for us

if you have an appliance that someone doesn’t that’s because years of failed economic and social policy has lead to Dickensian poverty, a dire warning for all good statesmen to heed

if someone has an appliance that you don’t that’s sheer decadence borne of sumptuary demands, a fool living in beleaguered aristocracy rather than simple and pleasant humility

madokas magica by alignment

homura - lesswronger

kyoko - postrat

sayaka - normal

madoka - psychedelics activist

mami - made an account at the urging of the others with the name Goblin King or something and makes refreshingly sincere posts once a month.

bebe - woodspooned someone from mami’s account and briefly became a viral sensation

kyubey - bluecheck