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@urshanabi
gaze upon the manmade horror beyond your comprehension that is Mighty: https://www.mightyapp.com/

I’m jumping the gun a bit because it’s not publicly available yet so of course I won’t use it but still

ancient elder postrat

i will live in the pod

i will eat the bugs

i will not use a web browser that runs on a remote server and streams video what the fuck

when is beyond meat going to release the superstimulus burger

happy birth kirby

liberals want us to identify each other with “the narwhal plant-based bacons at midnight”

university degree ble

how are cloud computing providers not instantly hacked, like if someone told me they were running a service where an untrusted person could run arbitary code on their computer I'd expect by the end of the first day that it would no longer be -their- computer

due to the removal of signalling constraints and changes in metabolism, slime girls actually have significantly longer attention spans and working memory than baseline humans. you might be wondering, then, why are they like that? well, you’ll see for yourself soon enough

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1575663988 sus....

i am sorry elon musk

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22sorry+elon+musk%22&tbm=nws

svanyyl, ur jnf tbvat gb or ergpbaarq bhg bs rkvfgrapr ol nznelyyvf be fbzrguvat, rirelguvat jnf evtug ntnva (4/)

jura gur nagvznggre ehar gbecrqb pnzr sylvat vagb gur pvgl bs n gubhfnaq oevqrf, gur znva guvat ur sryg jnf eryvrs, yvxr gur onff svanyyl qebccrq nsgre guerr lrnef bs jhof (3/)

"pzba, v xvyyrq gur frpbaq pbzvat bs hgure, pzba, fbzrguvatf tbggn unccra abj, pzba" (2/)

worth the candle spoilers

jbaqre ubj sry frrq jnf srryvat. yvxr bxnl cebonoyl abguvat ohg v guvax vg jbhyq or shaal vs nsgre xvyyvat & obggyvat wbba ur whfg fcrag 3 lrnef va yvzob jnvgvat sbe gur chapuyvar. (1/)

on one hand teachers unions are teachers, but on the other hand theyre opposed to opening schools, so it's impossible to say if theyre good or not,

hypothetical situation: hanging out on a rooftop with angel girls. its not, like, a metaphor or anything. theyre just there and we're friends :)

me: time to focus on sensations

[foot theme song starts playing]
my foot:
HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO FOOT POWER HOUR, WITH YOUR HOST, FOOT!
[cheering]
TODAY, LIKE ALL DAYS, LET US BEGIN WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS OF OUR TIME:
🎉 I AM A FOOT 🎉

me: can i scan t
foot: no