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offended by twitter's lack of like limiting me

J&J would have been approved in Prospera

gaskeep: angband
girllight: lúthien
gateboss: carcharoth

sometimes i read a bad take and, in my infinite magnanimity, i forgive the author and chuckle to my self, because I brought the bad take upon myself by choosing to read it

https://www.metaculus.com/questions/797/will-puerto-rico-become-a-us-state-prior-to-2035/ also on new states theres 50% puerto rico becomes a state by 2035 also

sweet DC statehood clears the house so it can get blocked in the senate

22% it becomes a state per metaculus
https://www.metaculus.com/questions/6218/dc-statehood-before-before-2025-01-20/

prison abolitionist who thinks those tweets have a point and now supports exactly one prison built specifically to contain derek chauvin

everyone should sell their bitcoin and buy tezzies (what I call tezos) in order to Virtuously Coordinate

three years later, she returned to the dark lord’s lair with ALGALOR of the third ring alongside her. the battle was legendary and just as prophesied.

“and, I guess, I’m definitely a varashi”

“I guess it’s possible you’re _not_, but that kind of thing is really unlikely. to the point where it’s expensive to check because nobody’s prepared the spells to do so for, like, the last thousand years, because there’s been no need”

“damn”

“if you were only here because you misread the prophecy I might as well let you go, it would be kind of rude to slay you”

“ha, thanks. next time I come back with a non-varashi?”

“yeah, maybe next time 😄” (2/2)

“you fool!” said the villain “no man can slay me!”

“I am no man” said the hero

“Okay I get that but actually the prophecy says no _varashi_ can slay me, like all prophecies it’s just glossed from the original angelic, and...”

“oh, shit, really? I was kind of banking on there being that kind of loophole. varashi means, like, “mortal” or something?”

“yeah, kind of, it’s like a type of soul I guess, angels use it for classification” (1/) #noxp

“you fool!” said the villain “no man can slay me!”

“I am no man” said the hero

“Okay I get that but actually the prophecy says no _varashi_ can slay me, like all prophecies it’s just glossed from the original angelic, and...”

“yeah that’s what I meant, I’m not a varashi”

“huh, weird, didn’t think you guys incarnated on this plane any more”

and then she blasted him with her eye lasers

me (clueless) time for an ordinary day on twitter where I recognise people by their display names and profile pictures

you can only like this tweet until i follow or unfollow someone

due to my immense martial arts skills my hands were removed from the eka script by the imprisoning god

thats better

heartbreaking i will fix this by saying tetraspaec right now

it’s only critical race theory if R=1, if R<1 it’s subcritical race theory and if R>1 it’s supercritical race theory

friday night funking

#noxp the URL of this one is https://files.schelling.pt/media_attachments/files/106/104/940/625/321/560/original/af20d51386a5e1c6.png for example and those who want to go meta