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Wasp Room is great horror. Like, the title misleads you into thinking the punchline is “wasps are scary”, and if you read it that like you’ll find it lame. But the actual horror is the total indifference all the adults in the story show towards the wasp room.

oh! good feature of headphones. the headphones resemble head wongles. i have head wongles

weve got everything. tetraspace facedoxx. the secret answer to life the universe and everthign. same thing. joinnnnnn

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quick tell me everything you know about dream (minecraft youtuber?)

Jet looked at the book, and looked again. It had one page, one sentence. She turned it over, but there was nothing else. Was that really it?

"I don't get it," said Jet. "All it says is 'a good punchline for this thread'."

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"It usually takes visitors much less time to discover the paradox of the library. Behold, in this book. The one thing that cannot be written, not even in this halls."

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Finally, they came to a final room, deep within the halls. Inside the room was a podium. On the podium was a book.

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The librarian looked sternly at Jet. "Come," the librarian set. Jet decided to follow. The librarian guided her through bookshelves, and then hallways, and then narrower hallways, and then hidden rooms, unlocked by pulling on books in bookshelves.

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"But in that case, it doesn't stop things from being written, so the thing matching the description can't be written, so it's something that can't be written. Aha! I've beat you!"

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"Really thought I had you there. How about the thing that when written stops the library from having everything be allowed to be written in it?"

"Such a thing may be written, though it may not be read in these halls."

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