Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn@schelling.pt

Looks like journos made a new instance to bypass the blocks on journo.host, newsie.social. Not doing a fediblock or anything like that, just giving a heads up.

This button is on point! Can't change my mind 🌱💚
#solarpunk #greenanarchism #punkbuttons #seedbomb

SHITPOSTING

is an anagram of

TOP INSIGHTS

Sometimes I see posts on here like “mastodon is too serious and businesslike, it needs more selfies and shitposts” and I’m like are we even using the same website but then I remember we very literally are not

[time traveler returns from mission]

Time traveler: I got bad news I killed Grammar Hitler by mistake

Commander: That aint what we had you go back for do

1) Do not eat any food offered to you. Should a single grape or morsel pass your lips, you may find the path behind you has vanished and around your throat, a collar of servitude, to be worked off over thousands of years in the Dream Mines.

2) Do not give your true name. A name has power. Only use your true name in a DM to me, the only one who can cast the wards required to protect you in this realm. Be sure to attach a lock of your hair, electronically.

I got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row

I had exceeded my number of Loggins attempts.

The Phantom Menace is now older than A New Hope was when The Phantom Menace was released

Self explanatory statements below. I have a theory on this.
Please boost if you take part
Thanks
#poll #extrovert #introvert #mastodon

i have copied
the databases
that were on
the website

and which
you were probably
intending
to be private

forgive me
they were available
so confidential
and so proprietary

:thinking__ai:

VIOLATION: Instance cobalt.fish has defederated from mastodon.nz, citing reason "australians"

hi #tpot

Stop writing software to "delight" users.

Start writing software that confuses the user a little bit. Software that is a tad weird to the user. Software that slightly curses the user and their offspring.