Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn@schelling.pt

If you don't have anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with, I will astrally project myself into your house tomorrow.

Don't do any weird shit and make sure your dakimakura is in a tasteful state between the hours of 3 and 5 PM.

Sweet potatos (yams, are fine if you don't have any) and stuffing are my favorite part of the meal. make extra. I will get drunk and say retarded things to make it awkward.

Thank you for hosting me (in spirit) 🙏

Proposed resolution:

When Tumblr joins the fediverse by implementing ActivityPub, we should:
- Defederate Tumblr if they inject ads into the federation for our users, and
- Defederate Tumblr if they place federated posts (our posts) alongside ads.

No ads on fedi.

Edit: This is a PROPOSAL. The intent of this is not to dictate terms, but to encourage admins to develop and consider policy before the crisis happens.

#MastoAdmins #mastoadmin #meta

DROP DATABASE

photograph of a server that has…

When designing your game, you want some visual icons for important statistics. Hit points are easy (hearts) and attack and defense are sword and shield, respectively. Gold is simply symbolized by coins.

But what of Experience Points? You can't just use the letters XP. You need a visual, symbolic representation. And finally we have one:

A potato.

https://www.improbableisland.com/potato.php

You can tell the fediverse isn't going to go anywhere because a large number of instances are run by furries

and as you know

furries keep the internet alive

@klee it was my first time trying something as high-level as Go, I was impressed by how it can handle UTF-8 effortlessly. I don’t think I’ll ever go back to template<size_t sz> requires (1<=sz)&&(sz<=4) class CGrapheme { public: std::array<uint8_t,sz> Point;CGrapheme(char const* s) {for(int i=0;i<sz;i++)this->Point[i]=s[i];}/*there is more but idc*/};

Hearing strong indications that lawmakers will try to move the Kids Online Safety Act (#KOSA) during the "lame duck" session. This is a terrible bill that won't make kids safer online but will subject them to censorship and surveillance. It could lead to biometric age verification, widespread removal of LGBTQ+ content, and a bunch of other bad crap. Very few civil society groups have spoken out against it. We need #LGBTQ groups especially to sound the alarm. Plz help spread the word if you can

Had to convince Comcast that mastodon.social wasn't a malware site. Good times.

I’ve been practicing No vember, where for the whole month I simply don’t