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How long did it take you to realize _Pride and Prejudice_ was satire?

How to leave your enemies in the dustbin of history:

1. Write an article calling them awful people.
2. Use 1 to get a Wikipedia page saying the same.
3. Use 2 as evidence to convince their hosts to drop them.
4. Once 3 is done, there's no evidence to disprove your narrative.

If anyone wants help setting up a Freenet node, just DM me.

Bob: What is a DAO?

Alice: The dao that can be named is not the eternal dao.

Bob: Ha ha. But seriously?

Alice: I don't know either.

Bob: What'cha reading?

Alice: Lovecraft.

Bob: Isn't he kinda racist?

Alice: Yeah. That's why he's so good.

Bob: huh?

Alice: Horror is about giving people feelings of fear. You should be nonplussed, creeped out, upset. Racists feel that all the time, so they evoke it well.

The girls plan their next group trip.

For _after_ finals, insists Toba.

Everyone will be going. Aoi's younger sister Akari wants to come too.

The trip will also include Nadeshiko and Aoi's birthdays.

Rin upgrades her moped. Everyone else will ride in a van Toba borrows.

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If you're middle class or better, try not to shop tomorrow.

The fact that you have any temptation to listen to That One Guy shows you have brain worms.

Get out of That Community and do your own thing.

I am thankful that I live in a country relatively untroubled by war, with decently functional infrastructure.

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I am thankful for the combination of luck, personality, and economics that made it relatively easy for me to be employed and make good money despite my regular inability to manage myself.

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I am thankful for the opportunity to see my children grow and prosper.

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I'm thankful for the unending support of my family, who were there for me when my marriage ended despite my years of isolation, and who welcomed me back with open arms and still to this day have my back no matter what.

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Let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

My extended family is meeting on Saturday and my kids are at the ex's for today, so I'm basically doing nothing.

Should I take drugs?

I can't find the original source of this, though I remember it.

Only place I can find it today is everything2.com/title/Kerry+Th

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Seven of them were children under five. What kind of Creation are you running here anyway? Could you please get your shit a little more together? Amen.

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Discordian Thanksgiving prayer:

Almighty Eris Discordia, we thank Thee for this meal. But, seriously, Goddess, what about the ten people somewhere in the world who died of starvation since this prayer began?

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This Thanksgiving, be sure to tell your relatives who have the Wrong Politics that you love them and want them to succeed.

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