Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn@schelling.pt

How long until they realize Fediverse isn't what they want and write articles about the urgent need for moderation on these dangerous dark uncontrolled spaces?

Cafe not messing round.

I'm curious, how do you prefer to consume information online?

Would be amazing if you could boost for improved statistical rigour and all that jazz. #poll #content #information

Timeline of a new Mastodon user:

Day 1: this sucks servers are confusing and why is my feed empty

Day 2: why is there no quote tweet this is dumb

Day 3: mastodon better make some changes if it wants to compete with tw_tter

Day 7: hm, people are really nice here

Day 10: loving the no ads and real conversations

Day 15: THE WORKERS MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND EXECUTE CAPITALISTS

#TwitterMigration

If you were unfortunate enough to e-file your US #tax using HR Block, Taxact or Taxslayer, your most sensitive financial information was nonconsenually shared with Facebook, where it was added to the involuntary dossier the company maintains billions of people, including people who don't have Facebook accounts.

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👊 PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!

tomorrow

The real duality of man:

Everything is a disaster, but everything will be fine

Them: "Mastodon is hard to use."
Me: _gets started easily_
#coops

Them: "The #fediverse is fragmented - hard to find anyone."
Me: _easily finds many folks here I know or enjoy_
👋

Them: "It's just white male tech nerds"
Me: _discovers fairly robust presence of non-white, non-male folks_
✊

Them: "It's set up so it's antiviral"
Me: _sees more interest in my thoughts here than ever on the birdsite_
🙃

Them: "Local servers are like isolated islands."
Me: _finds a canoe to explore archipelago_
🛶

don’t make me tap the sign

RE: https://mastodon.j15r.com/users/j15r/statuses/109394934525171002

hot take: the more i use it the more i feel like C is an overgrown scripting language. the basic syntax and concepts involved are extremely simple, it runs on virtually anything, and its very resistant to having code in more than a single file. that's a heccin scripting language if i ever seen one
#C #programming

Elder Scrolls

@rats @Relected i think its becsuse we got put on a list https://demon.social/@vyr/109392322557995823

Twitter be like:

If you don't have anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with, I will astrally project myself into your house tomorrow.

Don't do any weird shit and make sure your dakimakura is in a tasteful state between the hours of 3 and 5 PM.

Sweet potatos (yams, are fine if you don't have any) and stuffing are my favorite part of the meal. make extra. I will get drunk and say retarded things to make it awkward.

Thank you for hosting me (in spirit) 🙏