afterless @afterless@schelling.pt

you maybe able to rotate shapes, but can you rotate this frown upside down?

That twitter iPhone bug where tweets only appear as you scroll and then disappear should be how Twitter works.

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GPT Longmont Potion Castle that perpetually calls places for as long as the program exists.

How do some people not use shampoo while I’m here literally a walking snow globe because of dandruff

I can fix her

Do red-green colorblind people see all red flags as green?

There’s more surveillance IPs then regular user IPs https://www.kentik.com/blog/the-mystery-of-as8003/

The Lorem ipsum fan vs. The Etaoin Shrdlu enjoyer

Gonna superpower my PKM with this https://arxiv.org/pdf/2010.11967.pdf

Developing phone on hold software but instead having it reshuffle everyone in line into a random order every minute
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RT @readingtheend
what's your evil job? like if you were Evil You, what unethical job would you excel at?
https://twitter.com/readingtheend/status/1387497136833585154

It blew my mind when I found out how many cliques at my high school did this
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RT @pareinoia
tired: when your periods sync up
wired: when your manic episodes sync up
https://twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1387436806006845442

Wikileaks has some of the strangest records I’ve seen, might fuck around and make a FOIA request ngl: https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P790011-1247_e.html

All of y’all be like double double this this double double that that double this double that double double this that

All SF devs born after 1995 only know how to Create, Read, Update, and Delete

Welp it was a nice ride
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RT @CNSA_en
With great ceremony we announce the confirmation of intelligent life!
https://twitter.com/CNSA_en/status/1385993297253081093

god all I want is this vibe is this too much to ask for