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“Was that an acustic, syntactic or semantic ‘What?’?”

“……… What?”

there's this bit my brother came up with where you find someones unlocked car in a parking lot and so you get in the drivers seat and wait until the person comes back, then you get out of the car and say "Hey, you left your doors unlocked, so I decided to make sure nothing weird happened. There are a lot of sickos out there, yknow."

Crying Boy
http://smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf-2
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this was the best thing I ever tweeted

footage of the ever given stuck in the Suez Canal to the tune of landsailor played badly on a melodica

TSA just tried to take my scissors. "There's a new policy after an incident with a box cutter, and it doesn't matter how short they are. You can go mail them back to yourself or surrender them." After I showed how the TSA site says under 4" is ok they got a supervisor and I got my scissors.

it's between me and god, and i'm not sure He wants any part in this

Fantasy worlds with magical teleportation also tend to be very young, like “created by the gods 30,000 years ago” young. This is because of grabby aliens.

doomsday clock but for tetraspace making an offputting all caps thread about xrisk

You’d think that’d make it apolitical

I’m at the progressive-coded alignment field

I’m at the conservative-coded alignment field

I’m at the combination progressive-coded and conservative-coded alignment field

JPEG
http://smbc-comics.com/comic/jpeg
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Introducing Infinite AI Array, the Python library that uses the power of AI to keep your lists going, your dictionaries full of keys, and making functions appear on demand like magic:

https://ianbicking.org/blog/2023/01/infinite-ai-array.html

Artificial Incompetence
http://smbc-comics.com/comic/artificial-incompetence