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RT @erin_nerung
as a general rule, don't make enemies out of people who don't know (or, worse, choose to forget) the meaning of pride and respect

or, or: if you get most of your clout by dunking on bluechecks you get a bluecheck

the plague spreads by touch, like chickenpox

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in the nether realm getting Verified destroys legitimacy instead of creating it

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twitter should randomly give out bluechecks to random medium-large shitposters as a sick joke

RT @thesravaka
alas, they cry, i cannot oppose the will of the almighty algorithm, i am too weak. twice a slave, first to my own preferences, then to that which would satisfy them. were that this algorithm did not exist, then would i be free and what a glorious god would i be!

RT @wortelsoup
jangan mengaku anak 90an kalau belum melakukan sejumlah kejahatan perang di bosnia-herzegovina

RT @tszzl
@newtweets20 @amirism_ boobjob is transhumanism??

RT @solarmonke
@amirism_ do you see? you have gathered the worries. Do you see them? They are weapons, they are palings for construction, and look! gravity draws them. You struggle yet the staves do not . They simply be staves, cradled in the arms of Amir

i like this circle a lot. the tension, the balance, the including of basically everyone i've recently interacted with in any capacity

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RT @BecomingCritter
@michaelcurzi COERCION

for when you've got nothing left to give

my weakness of character is getting to be a probilem

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oh to be hockey dad

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RT @hockey_dad57
I stay out of drama by carefully calculating the opinions of all my mutuals and slinking through them like a thief evading laser beams to steal a diamond.
twitter.com/hockey_dad57/statu

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dunk QTs like "here this ruined my day so it should ruin yours too"

RT @forshaper
Death is acceptable,
when you feel you'll do
what you need to do
and end
only then.

Death is unacceptable,
when you do not know
what you're here for
like you'll end
before
you've done it.

some of the very best, deleted within 30 seconds of posting

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the best tweets are sent within 30 seconds of conception

apologies in advance but i'm tagging friends who i feel would be qualified to answer this
@forshaper
@eigenrobot
@Caroline30
@Lithros
@erienneyoung
@visakanv

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i said >30 because i would like answers from ppl who have been continuously conscious for more than 2 decades (whatever that means) but i'm not sure if that's the appropriate cutoff for what i'm trying to find out

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