Opens up a check valve.

"Hello, poppet."

tariffic 

If Amazon won't do it, how's about someone writes a nice little browser extension to display the cost of tariffs on every product page?

This would of course be "hostile" and "political", but if you didn't want people to know about all the "good" you're doing, you shouldn't have become a polit-fucker in the first place.

"I don't know how things are where you come from, but around here you're going to find that all the laboratories come with a shrine to the God of Science."

(Whose traditional invocation is "Let me have the clarity to see things as they are.")

There is the greatest monster-hunting crossover fanfic out there titled "Toss A Coin To Your Watcher", and I can only beg someone to write it.

...I really wish I'd had this thought during the whole New Jersey thing.

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"What's that?"

"Nothing, it's just a wisp of cloud."

"It's moving fast... and against the wind."

"DRONES! FROM CHINA!"

"One day, you must explain to me exactly how closing to meleé is 'brutish and uncouth', while raining enough razor-sharp shards of cubic gauche nitrogen from the sky to blot out the sun is the quintessence of military elegance."

“Have you ever been to Blaviken? The Cakemaker of Blaviken would whoop all our asses. This is the Butcher.”

I didn't believe it when I was assured the Cylons have a plan, and I sure as hell don't believe it of this administration.

uspol, idiocy 

Y'know, without due process, there's no legal reason not to round up everyone who thinks there shouldn't be due process and put them in mandatory civics camps.

Just sayin'.

@juergen_hubert

It's all fun and games until the party wizard accidentally dispels the thousand-year-old waterproofing spells.

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