Sometimes I catch myself thinking how convenient it would be if my ethics had exemptions for dealing with terrible people, before I remember that having those exemptions themselves is _why_ they're terrible people.

@zarpaulus none of the apps in question has any connection with Amazon

One day I will learn that sitting down to write my own version (with blackjack! and hookers!) is not a viable response to _every_ instance of "Christ, I could eat a handful of iron filings and _puke_ a better solution than this!"

I'm kinda hoping it's this day.

It perhaps says something about the declining state of literacy that there are multiple excellent media library apps, while every e-book library app is absurdly horrible in its own unique way.

ethernet pride flags.

the orange represents the orange wire
the green represents the green wire
the blue represents the blue wire
the brown represents the brown wire
the striped wires represent their respective striped wires
the crossover one represents a crossover cable

You can liven up a boring family party by teaching small children to say words that sound like swearwords but aren't, then aiming them at the easily offended. My favourite word to teach them is "parabolics"

“It would be terrible if humans ever conquered death, or even lived a few decades longer! Society couldn’t cope!”

“THEN PERISH.”

- me, carefully avoiding political arguments over Thanksgiving

It's not my homelab, it's my emotional support production environment.

@nyrath Yeah. But that’s only because we can’t make and etch super-pure semiconductor crystals well enough to make a bazillion-core massively-parallel processor block.

But in THE FUTURE, with SCIENCE! and ENGINEERING!

(Still not quartz, though.)

Lots of amateur worldbuilders complain about crystals being used to make the technomagic or sci-fi tech work.

My brothers in creativity, what do you think makes all our modern real-life technology work?

(He said, torturing the cultural translators some more.)

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At one point in the development of organic/biotech computing devices, it was necessary to provide indicators of their internal state for their operators.

The resulting bioluminescent demi-fungus was named, inevitably, "blinkenlichen".

Look, just because you're fighting a nightmare _in_ the Solomons doesn't mean that you're fighting the Nightmare _of_ the Solomons.

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