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Someone stop me before I buy 64,000 LEDs to install a Las Vegas Spherelet on my lawn.

One day I will stop responding to doomful predictions on social media with "Pathetic Earthlings - who will save you now?"

But it is not this day.

(And while I would hate to lose the readers, in my subgenre, one can consider "banned by the CCP" a sign that one's doing something right.)

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On another note, my writing is seeing a lot of traffic from sogou.com recently, which seems to be a Chinese search engine?

Mistake me not, I'm happy to have the readers, but I do wonder if this is the first step towards being banned in China (again).

This and other stupid-ass memes brought to you by the sort of people who, in the comfort of their warm caves, composed speeches decrying those who considered insane and useless notions like cooking, hot baths, and turning rocks into easy-shape-better-than-rock-stuff "fire bros" who were dangerously arrogant and bent on destroying the caveman way of life in the name of fire for fire's sake.

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"But I never thought that fire would cook _my_ meat!", cried Zog, regretting his membership in the Make-Fire-Cook-Antelope faction of the tribe (while on fire).

“When we travel to space,” bonsai master Kaori Yamada says, “I think that bonsai should accompany us, bringing a natural and spiritual thing to a place that is considered inhospitable.” japantimes.co.jp/life/2024/03/ #life #lifestyle #bonsai #master #japan

@60sRefugee @nyrath @dashdsrdash @maxthefox @michael_w_busch @sudnadja@vivaldi.net

It helps to be in a place and time in which the phrase "We have a contract, do we not?" still means something.

i was this old when i found out that the icelandic word for computer is tölva, which apparently comes from tala and völva which translated literally means "number witch"

i will be only referring to myself and computing as number witch and number witchcraft

@nyrath @dashdsrdash @60sRefugee @maxthefox @michael_w_busch @sudnadja@vivaldi.net

To be fair, that's not a commercial monopoly, even an unchallengeable one. That's an illustration of life on a habitat run by the Space Mafia's uglier competition.

The way most 'verse commercial life support providers work would be better illustrated by the less graphic but substantially more common in _civilized_ space
eldraeverse.com/2016/06/14/fai

@dashdsrdash @60sRefugee @nyrath @maxthefox @michael_w_busch @sudnadja@vivaldi.net

While I don't pretend to have a perfect general solution to the problem, I do note that we're awfully good at implementing solutions to potential risks which turn out to be pretty terrible in their own right.

So I have a fairly strong preference for not doing that.

@isaackuo @60sRefugee @sudnadja@vivaldi.net @nyrath @maxthefox @michael_w_busch

That said, it's nice to have a backup. Not practical for smaller habitats, but when we're talking cities in space, it would be awfully nice to have life support systems that are not only redundant, but where the redundant elements work on different principles, such that issues that affect one can't affect the others.

@dashdsrdash @60sRefugee @nyrath @maxthefox @michael_w_busch @sudnadja@vivaldi.net

"So, what you're saying is that in order to avoid the risk of the market collapsing into a hydraulic despotism, we need to preemptively institute a hydraulic despotism?"

I am always a mite disturbed when people advocate the banning of fascist literature on the grounds that reading it will turn people into fascists, like some dreadful contagion.

Gentles all, have you _read_ any fascist literature?

It's badly-written puerile shit that couldn't convince anyone whose brain hasn't already been eaten.

Far from banning it, we should put it on a big shelf in libraries labeled "CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THESE MORONS ACTUALLY THINK?" for people to point and laugh at.

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