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OK I might simply just have BPD, at this point the watchamacallit razor definitely points in this direction

hi @pee_zombie is it just my android mastodon app or are pfps really not loading on shelling?

sudden urge to look good both as in be fit and have a nice appearance whew lad I'll either make it or the comedown will be so severe idk if i'll survive it

but i made it! i didn't think it was possible but i made it this far! honestly, i'm thankful for this, too. feeling alive (in a way)

but to be completely honest... i'm very scared

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i feel like i'm in love but w/ noone in particular? the crush thing might have worked lmao

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my life is over im gonna wretch and die like an ex skag head 

i told a pedo acc to fuck off and kys cos he appeared in my replies.

wtf like

It's just... so dumb.

Am I missing something?

It also incredibly bothers me these guys think "humanity" is real. No! America is real. China is real. The EU is real. Russia is real. And even if they're somewhat correct about AGI, you cannot stop China from developing it. This is a prisoners dilemma and the West should defect.

idk how baileys does it, barely stronger than wine yet tastes like it's 40 ABV lol

>family is watching the state news (so basically the only news) together
feeling like [TOS violation] but I think I'll just binge eat

while the company (as in users I interact with) is still way superior on Twitter, and certain things simply can't be done on here, the UX is starting to feel better ngl

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While SBF was giving interviews and doing a PR tour blaming Caroline, Caroline was working with the Feds to get a plea bargain agreement which would get her a light sentence and him lots of jail time.

Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.

It finally happened. The absolute mess we call our garage gave up and a pile of buckets slipped from under my hand and one of them sprung up and hit me in the face. Fortunately my wines remain intact but I'm really getting tired of this.

delighted to have discovered my old janky scissors perfectly demonstrate a toggle-locking mechanism

i probably shouldn't play with scissors though

>vivino adding dozens of rosés as wine styles to boost engagement
masterful gambit sir

proof of vienna five guys visit

decent, but it seemed like fries weren't as much as in belgium (maybe just less surprising the second time) and no mayo packets - sad!

m*sk banning mastodon is absolute comedy gold, congrats my guy, best way to prove you're full of shit

idk if he knows the cascading effects of massive amount of ppl realizing this

it's way beyond twitter

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